The Scientific Nonsense Which is BLACK HOLES

So, I was reading up on a recent National Geographic article about black holes, but the descriptions they gave caused me to formulate even more complex questions and ponderings. The first random idea that popped into my mind was about how a black hole itself is invisible to any sort of technology we know. While we can see the affects it has and the matter around it, we cannot see the phenomenon itself. This could make actually studying a black hole up close (in the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay distant future) extremely difficult, since if the people in mission control make one slight error on the true area of the hole's epicenter, and the research crew just happens to cross the event horizon; their done... just DONE.
 This, however, brings up another question. The gravity within the event horizon is so blasted strong, it can warp time to a point where even if you get near it, you could spend what felt like a minute inside, and ONE THOUSAND YEARS would have passed. I guess we know what that would equal if you spent more than 9 minutes in there...

...years

 

All merriment aside, as the people on the spaceship quickly slam into oblivion, to us on Earth, it would seem as if they were stuck for centuries on end without moving an inch. This just proves my theory on how time is literally so malleable, we can consider it to ne like 4th dimensional Play-Doh.

 

OF TIIIIIIME

 And finally we come to the largest complaint of Black Holes, which is the Spaghetti Field. Now, I don't have any problems with what it does, since that is just flippin' amazing, but really, SPAGHETTI FIELD!? I mean, this thing stretches matter apart atom by atom, and the best name you can come up with is SPAGHETTI FIELD!? Anyways, enough ranting for now.  Just know that the more you try to research the science of black holes, THE LESS YOU ACTUALLY KNOW!!!