The Science of Rock-Paper-Scissors

... I know, you are thinking "What? There is no science to Rock Paper Scissors!!!" Well, that is  where ALL of youz be wrong. It is all in the power of prediction and assumption. Okay, so what you do, is you size up your opponent. If you know them well enough, this list can  work for almost any version of the game (especially full-body variants.) Okay, so it goes...

• If a person is reserved or overall lazy, they are more likely to start with the option that requires the least amount of work or causes the least embarrassment. (i.e. Rock, Cow [Ninja Alien Cow], etc.
• If a person is overall quirky\hyper and enjoys the more strange aspects of games, they will usually attempt the option that invokes the most movement (i.e. Scissors, Ninja, etc.)
• If a person is a bit more serious about a game like this, they will usually aim for the choice that seems to override most games (i.e. Paper, Alien, etc.)
• If someone is a complete and utter jerk in terms of these games and decides to call something like "gun," you may proceed to beat them aggressively.

Now be warned, these probabilities are not usually accurate, and are just the product of years of observations. If someone else has read this page, however, be warned; FOR YOU WILL BE SENT TO A PURGATORY OF UNENDING TIES!!!


Well, there's your food for thought for today, JELLEH OUT!!!


OH WAIT, HERE IS YOUR OBLIGATORY GIF!!!

Party VEEERY Hard

Still Reading? Wow. Well, this GIF does have a purpose, as this will be you after realizing you have never lost a Rock Paper Scissors game with my H-AMAZING tips. :{) (PROBABLY NOT, PLEASE DONT SUE!)

Lets try this again!!!! JELLEH OUT!!!!!