The Science of Rock-Paper-Scissors

... I know, you are thinking "What? There is no science to Rock Paper Scissors!!!" Well, that is  where ALL of youz be wrong. It is all in the power of prediction and assumption. Okay, so what you do, is you size up your opponent. If you know them well enough, this list can  work for almost any version of the game (especially full-body variants.) Okay, so it goes...

• If a person is reserved or overall lazy, they are more likely to start with the option that requires the least amount of work or causes the least embarrassment. (i.e. Rock, Cow [Ninja Alien Cow], etc.
• If a person is overall quirky\hyper and enjoys the more strange aspects of games, they will usually attempt the option that invokes the most movement (i.e. Scissors, Ninja, etc.)
• If a person is a bit more serious about a game like this, they will usually aim for the choice that seems to override most games (i.e. Paper, Alien, etc.)
• If someone is a complete and utter jerk in terms of these games and decides to call something like "gun," you may proceed to beat them aggressively.

Now be warned, these probabilities are not usually accurate, and are just the product of years of observations. If someone else has read this page, however, be warned; FOR YOU WILL BE SENT TO A PURGATORY OF UNENDING TIES!!!


Well, there's your food for thought for today, JELLEH OUT!!!


OH WAIT, HERE IS YOUR OBLIGATORY GIF!!!

Party VEEERY Hard

Still Reading? Wow. Well, this GIF does have a purpose, as this will be you after realizing you have never lost a Rock Paper Scissors game with my H-AMAZING tips. :{) (PROBABLY NOT, PLEASE DONT SUE!)

Lets try this again!!!! JELLEH OUT!!!!!

STANDARDIZED TESTING IS TESTING MY PATIENT!!!!!

...Stupid title, I know... But, in all seriousness, state standardized tests are the equivalent of SUCKING YOUR SOUL OUT FROM YOUR APPENDIX!!!!!! ...Yeah, this post was just kinda to UNLEASH MY RAGE, so not much else for today...


EXCEPT THIS!

ON A WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!

The Scientific Nonsense Which is BLACK HOLES

So, I was reading up on a recent National Geographic article about black holes, but the descriptions they gave caused me to formulate even more complex questions and ponderings. The first random idea that popped into my mind was about how a black hole itself is invisible to any sort of technology we know. While we can see the affects it has and the matter around it, we cannot see the phenomenon itself. This could make actually studying a black hole up close (in the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay distant future) extremely difficult, since if the people in mission control make one slight error on the true area of the hole's epicenter, and the research crew just happens to cross the event horizon; their done... just DONE.
 This, however, brings up another question. The gravity within the event horizon is so blasted strong, it can warp time to a point where even if you get near it, you could spend what felt like a minute inside, and ONE THOUSAND YEARS would have passed. I guess we know what that would equal if you spent more than 9 minutes in there...

...years

 

All merriment aside, as the people on the spaceship quickly slam into oblivion, to us on Earth, it would seem as if they were stuck for centuries on end without moving an inch. This just proves my theory on how time is literally so malleable, we can consider it to ne like 4th dimensional Play-Doh.

 

OF TIIIIIIME

 And finally we come to the largest complaint of Black Holes, which is the Spaghetti Field. Now, I don't have any problems with what it does, since that is just flippin' amazing, but really, SPAGHETTI FIELD!? I mean, this thing stretches matter apart atom by atom, and the best name you can come up with is SPAGHETTI FIELD!? Anyways, enough ranting for now.  Just know that the more you try to research the science of black holes, THE LESS YOU ACTUALLY KNOW!!!

Hello Interwebz!!!!

 So it seems that I have also been able to get a blog started up, so I can finally be at peace with the part of my mind that hates procrastination. So anyways, I will try to have some type of random food for thought whenever possible, so check in often!!